Posted by
Peppermint2 on Sunday, April 06, 2008 12:17:22 PM
Our Town's Democrats Celebrate Surprise
Visit from Bill Klinton
Klinton shared the front page of the newspaper with the following story regarding a young man who won a coveted award for his prized Guernsey. Many of the farmers in the area realized which story was of most import. What's more important, Slick Willy eating an ice cream cone or a prize cow?
Now the after effects of this visit were, that after Slick Willy left, the Fire Department and Police Department ordered everyone out of town and to stay within their homes for several hours. All animals were to be sheltered within their barns and feed had to be removed to the feed barns. The whole town had to work fast. The registered Republicans had a huge jump on the Democrats as they had already taken cover in their houses and removed their cows, sheep, goats, dogs and cats indoors.
Here you can see two dogs hightailing it out of town.
Unhappy kitten having to be decontaminated after Klinton visit.
Cat prays for our town while decontamination is being processed.
Local child being worked on by townspeople after
he tried to use chair as shield during Klinton visit.
Helicopters and the drug search planes used by the feds on Sundays (to hunt out marajuana plants grown by some outlaw locals) flew overhead and fogged the entire area with rat and insect spray.
A Hazmat Team arrived rapidly to sterilize our local Dairy Queen. I am happy to report that we can once again enjoy treats at our local DQ without fear of contamination. Good grief, what would Goshawk have done without his DQ ice cream treats?
The only thing left behind after the Klinton visit was this poster now hanging in the town square.