I thought it would be useful to give all who are interested a look at the life of a day at the Redneck Terrorist Training Camp. We work long and hard. Our mission is urgent. Our mission is sacred to save America. Yes we can. Change and hope in America is coming your way. All Rednecks are welcome to join up and fight for the cause. Applications are being taken right now. No redneck, however bitter, frustrated or angry will be turned down. Qualificatons are simple. All you need is the wish to save your country.
Our warning sign at the entrance is enough to keep out most intruders,
especially cowardly pundit types.
Pictured here is the capture of one of the first journalists attempting to break into
our camp. Inside the bunny suit, the police found Jack Cafferty.
One of our members in training was caught giving the finger
to Cafferty as he was hauled off by the police. Besides
Billy Bob Redneck Cat doesn't like pink rabbits.
This is Billy Joe Redneck Cougar who helps guard the camp entrance.
Homie Harold Redneck is one of our finest lookout dogs. He hates lawyers and will eat them alive. Jeffrey
Toobin, watch your back. He's been screwed by too many lawyers.
Daryl Dwayne Redneck is seen here practicing his boxing technique.
Sam and Sally Redneck Squirrel practice sneak attacks shown in this photo. They are two of our
best in special operations.
Here is Joe Jack Redneck who just finished eating an intruder. He
is one happy and satisfied dog. Cafferty is lucky to have escaped
him. We're not sure, since it all happened so quickly but we believe
he ate Chris Matthews.
One of our finest lookouts, Four Eyes Redneck.
Intruders are caught off guard thinking that Four
Eyes can't see them. But, they are dead wrong.
Keith Olbermann found that out and is no longer
with us.
One of our finest snipers, Clyde Cat Redneck, has his sights on a
pundit loitering at the entrance to our camp. Whoever it may be will
not be lingering there much longer.
Our army of German Shepherds who are lead by Sgt. Bobby Boe
Cat Redneck. These dogs are well trained in attack methods. Each
trainee will be paired up with one of the shepherds for ultimate
defense and attack.
Harold Hamster Redneck lifts weights for his training.
Bugsy Bob Redneck will punch your eyes out. He practices his punches
around the clock. He is special in house to house combat
in urban areas where the pundits and journalists usually hang out in th big cities.
Dwayne Deer Redneck drives off with MSM pundit caught in the area.
And, last but not least, are the sisters who are armed and dangerous.
Instead of yardsticks or pointers, they now use guns on any and all
MSM pundits entering the area. We are backed by God.
Our ultimate game plan is to change the map of America into something
like this. We'll see how long the liberals can maintain their life without
the hard work and backbone of the Rednecks of America.